‘Funny Jokes’ Archives
Funny Dog Joke
Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired. If it itches, [Read More]
Funny Christmas Joke
CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current [Read More]
Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple [Read More]
Funny Dog Joke
Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired. If it itches, [Read More]
Funny Horse in the House Joke
HORSE IN THE HOUSE Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked if he could help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted. After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to [Read More]
Funny Inheritance Joke
The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of his classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does [Read More]
