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Funny Newspaper Ads in Germany

Funny Ads — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:08:37 +0000

really cool funny ads of newspaper from german. I do love german ads because they are very creative

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Funny Car Insurance Ads – Boots

Funny Ads — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:05:27 +0000

FunnyAds – This insurance ads quite funny, anyway I saw Iggy at the Birmingham Odeon many years ago. He has lived as full a life? as you can and Swift chose him for his amiable nature. I? am really bored by all the ‘sold out’ comments – he has still got what it takes!

Anyway Iggy and Little Iggy are getting ready for their road trip, but Little Iggy’s legs can’t reach the pedals…

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Funny Insurance Ads 2011

Funny Ads — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:02:32 +0000

Iggy and Little Iggy are in bed doing the crosswords, but is Little Iggy covered? Anyway I love her hat looks very funny

This insurance ads come from swiftcover car insurance

I hope you like it
LOL

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Funny Ads 2011 Hyundai Sonata Resolution 2010 Super Bowl

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 07:12:56 +0000

2011 Hyundai Sonata Resolution 2010 Super Bowl Ads. The experts says Hyundai is gonna be the #1 company in the near future.About 10 to 15 years.Take that? Toyota,Honda,Mazda,Ford,GM.

Hyundai will be one of the most visible sponsors of Super Bowl XLIV on Sunday, February 7 with a total of eight ads airing throughout the day. 2010 marks Hyundais third consecutive year of advertising during the nations largest sporting event and second consecutive year sponsoring the Kickoff Show. Hyundais Super Bowl blitz will be highlighted by two in-game ads. The first, titled Paint, will kick off an aggressive campaign supporting the 2011 Sonata. Slotted for the first quarter of the game, the spot will feature the all-new sedan, which boasts 200 horsepower[1] while maintaining best-in-class fuel economy of 35 mile-per-gallon highway. The 2011 Sonata will reach dealerships this month. The second in-game ad, titled 10 years/Favre, scheduled for the second quarter, will feature Brett Favre, quarterback of this seasons NFC North champion Minnesota Vikings. Favre, who holds the NFL iron man record for most consecutive games started, will be included in a spot featuring Hyundais 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty. In the 30-second ad, Favre accepts the Most Valuable Player award after the 2020 football season. The Super Bowl is not only a showcase for great football, but also for the most significant advertising, reaching an estimated 95 million viewers in the U.S., said Joel Ewanick, vice president of marketing, Hyundai Motor America. Following in the footsteps of our 2008 and 2009 Super Bowl focused on the new Genesis and Genesis Coupe, we are focusing this years Super Bowl campaign on the all-new 2011 Sonata, the most significant new model introduction in our history.
For added visibility on Super Bowl Sunday, Hyundai is the title sponsor of the Hyundai Kickoff Show, which begins at 6:00 p.m. ET and leads directly into the game. Hyundai will air three different 30-second ads during the Kickoff Show, including one in the time slot immediately preceding the game. Voiceovers and animations featuring Hyundai will be integrated after each commercial break.
In addition to highlighting the all-new Sonata, pre- and post-game spots will showcase the all-new Tucson and revamped Hyundai Assurance consumer protection program. Sonata and Tucson lead a wave of new model introductions from Hyundai which will revamp its fleet called 24/7 Version 2.0. The new product blitz will introduce seven new models in a 24-month period the second aggressive overhaul of the Hyundai fleet since 2004. Both models usher in a new era of modern design for the Hyundai brand, while retaining its heritage of quality, safety and value. 2010 will also feature the introduction of an all-new flagship large sedan based on the Equus which is available internationally. Next year, Hyundai will also introduce redesigned Accent and Elantra models, and two all-new introductions including a sporty coupe and crossover. Hyundai Assurance was extended and enhanced for 2010. The trend-setting program, initiated in 2009, includes a vehicle return option for new-car buyers, Hyundais 5-year/60,000-mile fully transferable bumper-to-bumper warranty, 10-year, 100,000-mile powertrain warranty, and roadside assistance programs. Hyundai Assurance is the most comprehensive consumer safety net for new-car buyers in the industry.
Hyundais aggressive Super Bowl advertising extends its Big Voices in Big Places strategy, which includes high-profile advertising in sporting events, entertainment awards shows and outdoor video board placement. The strategy will continue next month as Hyundai is the exclusive automotive sponsor of the Academy Awards® with eight spots planned for the March 7 broadcast.

Jeff Bridges, now in his third year working with Hyundai advertising, will continue to serve as the narrator for the upcoming campaign.

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Funny Dog Joke

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:20:09 +0000

Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
If it itches, you can reach it.
And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.
You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap
Having big feet is considered an asset.
If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
No matter where you live, you own the place.
Your mate never complains because you whine.
Puppy love can last.
Funny Dog JokePosted on July 29, 2009 by quotesWhy it’s nice to be a dog…No one expects you to take a bath every day.Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.If it itches, you can reach it.And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it inpublic.You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lapHaving big feet is considered an asset.If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.No matter where you live, you own the place.Your mate never complains because you whine.Puppy love can last.

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Funny Christmas Joke

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:19:22 +0000

CHANGING CHRISTMAS:
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully:

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Canada and the northern boarder states.

As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I made certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus; sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen’s head now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.

4. You won’t hear On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen . . ., when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty.

5. Ho, ho, ho! has been replaced by “Yee Haw!” And you also are likely to hear Bubba’s elves respond, “I herd dat!”

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words “Back off”. The last I heard it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is a Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) going wee-wee on the Tooth Fairy.

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as “Miracle on 34th Street” and It’s a “Wonderful Life” will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you’ll see “Boss Hogg Saves Christmas” and “Smokey and the Bandit IV” featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

9. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like “Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer” and Bing Crosby’s “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”. This year songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. Those song titles will be Mark Chesnutt’s “Bubba Claus Shot the Jukebox”, Cledus T. Judd “All I Want for Christmas Is My Woman and a Six Pack”, and Hank Williams Jr.’s “If You Don’t Like Bubba Claus, You can Shove It.

Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus

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Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:17:44 +0000

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done …..Your turn!)

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Funny Dog Joke

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:16:50 +0000

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Funny Horse in the House Joke

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:16:18 +0000

HORSE IN THE HOUSE

Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked if he could help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.
After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door of Joe’s department. Joe indicated that the horse was to go through the door. More pushing and shoving.
Once inside, Joe and the passerby managed to work the horse up the steps and into Joe’s apartment on the third floor, then through the living room and into the bathtub.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the good Samaritan said, “I don’t want to be nosy, but this is most unusual…”
Joe said, “When my wife comes home, she’ll look in the bathroom and say, ‘There’s a horse in there!’ “
“Hey, how many times in a man’s life will they ever get the chance to tell their wife, ‘I know! I know!’?”

Funny Inheritance Joke

Funny Ads — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 06:14:16 +0000

The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of
his classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”